Bumble, the Abominable Snow Monster
There is a Christmas show about the Island of Misfit Toys. Rudolph and his friend Hermey are chased by Bumble, the Abominable Snow Monster, to the island of Misfit Toys. The toys include Bird Fish, a toy bird who swims instead of flies, a cowboy who rides an ostrich, Trainer, a train with square wheels, and others. Not to be spoilers, but viewers were so upset by the abandonment of the Misfit Toys that by the second season a Santa rescue finale scene was added.
I suspect that something like this will happen with President “Obumble” and his Misfit Obots. Now that the adults, like Chris Matthews and Gov. Neal Abercrombie, have come to play, there will finally be a resolution to Birth Certificate Question. Both Matthews and Abercrombie, neither one of them “Birthers”, have called for the release of documents by Obama to put this issue to rest. Part of this is due to “President Obumble”, in spite of his “Snow Job” had his teeth pulled in the recent midterm elections. For whatever bad reason Obumble has refused to cough up his Long Form Birth Certificate, pressure will mount until he does. Assuming for the purposes of this Internet Article that Obama was born in America, then the question becomes, what happens to all the Misfit Obots who advised Obumble that this was an intelligent course of action over the last three years – to refuse to simply cough up a document and put an end to the mess???
Because if Obama was born in America, then the reason he hasn’t coughed up a Long Form already is probably that some Misfit Obots have advised him that it was politically clever to not do it. That he would get a lot more votes from people who were scared of the “Birthers”, than he would lose to people who were not sure he was really an American. Talk about a miscalculation!!! Polls taken just prior to the midterm elections indicated that 58% of Americans had some degree of doubt where Obumble was born. After the Midterm Shellacking, the Misfit Obots are most likely on the way out. So what happens to all the little Misfit Obots who were soooo stupid as to ever think this was a smart strategy.
Well, I think if you have a train with square wheels, the wheels are going to stay square, unless the train really wants to change! And after spending a lot of time arguing with these Misfit Obots, I can tell you they like square wheels and riding ostriches! So, these Misfit Obots will find work with other campaigns and I expect to see other candidates across the nation invent silly problems and/or refuse to provide documents to prove their eligibility.
Come to think of it, hasn’t Rahm Emanual had some eligibility problems running for Chicago mayor???
Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter