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« on: January 22, 2011, 03:54:09 pm »

Abercrombie Punks Out!!! – The Obama Drama Continues!

January 22, 2011

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Gov. Neal Abercrombie of Hawaii punked out of his promise to put an end to the Birther controversy concerning WHERE Obama was born. The headlines have been all over the place for the last few weeks. First, Abercrombie vowed to put an end to questions out of respect for Obama’s parents, supposedly his good friends. Abercrombie started out knowing all about the infant Obama, then back-pedaled that he actually hadn’t seen the infant of his alleged good friends.

Then, the headline proclaimed Abercrombie couldn’t find the documents, presumably the Long Form Birth Certificate. Then, yes Abercrobmie had found them after all! Ooopsies, it wasn’t the Long Form Birth Certificate after all,k it was some kind of entry in a index buried in the bowels of the archives. Oooh, the Chthonian Imagery!!!

Abercrombie the Explorer, on his hands and knees, lantern in hand, digging his way through boxes and file cabinets in darkened labyrinths, pith helmet on his head, searching for the lost map, er uh Long Form, while pythons and painted pygmies glared menacingly at him from the shadowy recesses of bankers boxes. . .Oh wait! Frujinko or whatever her name was said she had seen and verified the original birth certificate. Darn cell phones must not work in Hawaii, or he would have just called her and asked where it was.

Now, we know not whether or what Abercrombie may have found, but whatever it was or wasn’t we will not get to see it! Oh no, the Hawaiian privacy laws prevent it! What??? A document, the PICTURE of which is supposedly on the Internet for all to see is protected by privacy laws??? OH Tee Hee! Tee Hee!

Here is what the story says:

Democratic Gov. Neil Abercrombie will end his quest to prove President Barack Obama was born in Hawaii because it’s against state law to release private documents, his office said today. State Attorney General David Louie told the governor he can’t disclose an individual’s birth documentation without a person’s consent, Abercrombie spokeswoman Donalyn Dela Cruz said. “There is nothing more that Gov. Abercrombie can do within the law to produce a document,” said Dela Cruz. “Unfortunately, there are conspirators who will continue to question the citizenship of our president.”


http://www.staradvertiser.com/news/breaking/114401004.htmlAbercrombie drops effort to disclose more information on Obama birth certificate

Oh you just betcha we will “continue to question the citizenship of our president.” Some of us will even ask the more important question, not WHERE was Obama born, but WHY a U.S. President would continue to leave this very simple question un-resolved for three years??? WHY??? There are no good reasons. There are several bad choices you can pick from (KISS):

1. KENYA. He is born in Kenya.
2. IGNORANT. Obama is too ignorant to think of the simple answer.
3. SNOBBY. Obama thinks Americans are too stupid to believe the REAL THING!
4. SLIMY. Obama thinks it is OK to make some Americans look crazy if it gets him votes.

Meanwhile, the Obama Drama continues. My investment advice for 2011- – -go long Orville Redenbacher and butter!

My BFF, Fabia Sheen, helped me write this!

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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2011, 10:28:11 am »

Poor Little Amby Pamby Cromby was outwitted...by an ANNOTATION...the same kind of ANNOTATIONS which are NORMAL for FOREIGN BORN BABIES getting a COLB!

Why, "Land o'Goshen"!
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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2011, 09:54:29 pm »

I keep telling ya that the only thing that makes sense is that he does not have a BC...
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« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2011, 11:16:36 am »

Or that WND lied and the radio host lied as birthers usually do....

Mike Evans: Hawaii's Gov. Neil Abercrombie 'never told me there was no [Obama] birth certificate'

A celebrity journalist made a shocking claim recently that the governor of Hawaii said there is no Obama birth certificate - but now says he was misunderstood.
Radio personality Mike Evans told KQRS-FM in Minnesota on Jan. 20 that Gov. Neil Abercrombie, recently sworn in as the "The Islands of Aloha"'s top executive, admitted that no record existed of President Obama having been born in that state.
Claiming that he and Abercrombie had been friends for "decades," Evans stated, "Neil promised me that when he became governor he was going to cut through all the red tape. He was gonna get Obama's birth certificate, once and for all, and end this stupid controversy."
Abercrombie has since backed off his boast that he would prove Obama's birth this week, since Hawaii law prevents personal information such as birth records to be released.
Evans went on to tell KQRS that he talked "with Neil's office, Neil says that he's searched everywhere using his power as governor" at the two hospitals Obama was likely born at in 1961 - Kapiolani Medical Center and Queens Medical Center - only to come up empty.
"There is no Barack Obama birth certificate in Hawaii," Evans claimed he was told by the governor's office. "Absolutely no proof that he was born in Hawaii... now [Abercrombie] admits, publically, that there is no birth certificate."
Evans now says it was all a big misunderstanding.
"This I can you tell you is 100% fact," he told Fox News. "Neil never told me there was no birth certificate... I never talked to him."
Evans told the Daily News in an e-mail that he was "STUNNED!" when his statements appeared in headlines nationwide.
"I NEVER knew I said it until I heard it," he wrote, adding that he feels "embarrassed" by the entire incident. "NO MORE POLITICS FOR ME!!" the entertainment journalist said. "For now on, I'm sticking with Lindsay Lohan and Snookie stuff."
Evans told the News it was an online article with a misleading headline that had caused him to even call Abercrombie's office.
The article cited an interview the governor had done with the Honolulu Star-Advertiser, during which he mentioned Obama's birth certificate.
However, while the article "suggests" the governor said he could not find the birth certificate, he never makes any such statement in the Star-Advertiser interview. In fact, he indicates that a record of Obama's birth does exist.
"It actually exists in the archives, written down," he said, although it is unclear what kind of record he is referring to.
Evans indicated that one portion of the article's final paragraph sparked him to call Abercrombie's office. It states:
"Tim Adams, a former senior elections clerk for the city and county of Honolulu in 2008, has maintained that there is no long-form, hospital-generated birth certificate on file with the Hawaii Department of Health and that neither Honolulu hospital – Queens Medical Center or Kapiolani Medical Center – has any record that Obama was born there."
Adams has stated in the past only that he was "told at the time" that there was no birth certificate. However, even he believes Obama is a citizen.
"Since Obama does have a certificate of live birth from the state of Hawaii... he was born a U.S. citizen," he said in a TV interview.
Evans' comments kicked off a series of reports that have fueled the fringe "birther" movement, which has claimed since 2008 that President Obama is not eligible to be commander-in-chief. Their conspiracy theories suggest he is not a "natural born citizen" because his father was a British subject, and also claim Obama was really born in Kenya or Indonesia.
Obama made his certification of live birth public in 2008, and even Congress stated in 2009 that he was born in Hawaii.
Legislation dubbed the "Birther Bill" was re-introduced in Arizona earlier this week directed specifically at Obama, which would require anyone looking to get on presidential ballot in the state to produce a long-form birth certificate.

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